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1. boonies
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The sticks, in the middle of no where. Usually associated with living out in the country.
Man, I live out in the boonies. It takes an hour an a half to get to the nearest gas station.
by Shelteredashley. Nov 22, 2002 share this
2. boonies
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American, colloquial word for wilderness or places in the middle of nowhere, far from any civilisation
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by lingualtreasure Jun 3, 2009 share this
3. boonies
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A podunk area of the state in which usually nothing, not even shit, happens. Usually near a swampy land area - Which makes it a good place to lure crabs using slabs of raw meat tied to strings and a net to scoop them up with.
A: Argh! I can't believe I'm stuck out in the boonies this early in the morning.
b: Well, you agreed to join me in catching crabs which we must get started on before the sun comes up.
by Vernon Conan Chan Jan 4, 2005 share this
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Is basically a high ride, driving around in the middle of the woods and farmland smoking weed for miles. Being stoned and trying to find your way back to where you came from on narrow gravel roads in the middle of nowhere, for fun.
Dude, i feel like going on a boonie right now.

I only know my way around the boonies if im stoned.

This is the longest boonie ever.

Lets go out to the boonie roads and ride slow.
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by rep8371 Jan 26, 2010 share this
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Boonies (n): A vagina, particularly characterized by excessive amounts of pubic hair
“I plunged my fingers into her crotch, and I, much to my disgust, found my index and middle fingers knuckle-deep in the boonies.”
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by Rhyot May 6, 2009 share this
6. boonies
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short for BOONDOCKS. that shit came from filipinos. BOONDOCKS was derived from BUNDOK (accent over the O), which is tagolog for mountains or something. mountainous area? i dunno. somewhere FAR.
that bigass BUNDOK is in the boonies.
by the truth speaker Nov 19, 2003 share this
7. boonies
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The conjunction of boobies and poon aka vagina. Not just one of the two, it's both.
"Did you see her boonies?"
"No just her tits."
"Then it doesn't count."


"We've had sex, but she won't show me her boonies."
"Man tough break, you're not really livin'."
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by ksheree Feb 21, 2009 share this
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