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The boonies 

The middle of nowhere; nothing but trees and farms for miles around, maybe a house or two. Children wishing to trick-or-treat must travel 20-30 minutes to their nearest friend's neighborhood, thereby attributing to an overcrowding problem in suburban developments on Halloween
"Hey, wanna go to Billy's house? He just got a new trampoline."

"Nah, it's raining and he lives all the way out in the boonies. Let's just stay here and play Xbox."

"Word. Freedom Fighters rules! When's the sequel coming out?"

"Who knows man, Electronic Arts needs to get on that $hit."
The boonies by The Ryno June 1, 2009

Slacker From the Boonies

They are peasants that are ugly and dirty and considered worthless

- TZ
Tinashe said Martyna is a slacker from the boonies LMAO
American, colloquial word for wilderness or places in the middle of nowhere, far from any civilisation
boonies by lingualtreasure June 3, 2009
The boobee squirted me in my sleep, then buzzed away.
Boobees by Fat Washington November 11, 2003

boones farm 

Nectar of the Gods. The official beverage of Odin and Crew.

Hera and Aphrodite guzzle this stuff and then go have orgies with their brothers.

This stuff has started wars and ended civilizations (just ask the Sumerians).

In summation: Cheap and Good. Fruiter than Richard Simmons, but a lot more fun. The best wine on this planet.....
Thor and Freya were chillin' one night. Freya tried to take the last sip of Boones Farm. Thor zapped her ass with a thunderbolt. Why????? 'Cause Boones Farm is worth killing for.
boones farm by OrangeCrush July 23, 2008
A physical place that is isolated from the rest of civilization, including but not limited to bars, restaurants, grocery stores, and gas stations. A good rule of thumb is a 30 minute trip by foot.
Jeez, Ami! My feet are killing me from this walk back from the bar. Move out of the boonies.
Boonies by runlikeamoose May 7, 2015