Boneesh

The enlargement of a woman's clitoris when engorged with blood due to sexual arousal, i.e., the female equivalent of a boner.

Julie sat at work with a boneesh after several sexual IM conversations with a coworker.

The good thing about a boneesh, as opposed to a boner, is that you can walk around in public without anyone knowing.

Boneesh by Chia74 July 2, 2008

bonership 

Origin: Batman (Scarborough Region) and Markham Station conversation

noun: A friendship involving two or more people where the main reason for the relationship is to participate in lewd, inappropriate, and/or sexual activity. Intentions of further development of the relationship such as dating, going steady, or marriage is either absent or not mutual.

I met this girl and we had a week-long bonership before she left for Europe.

bonership by Namtab January 3, 2009

boneshark

To reject. Often, to reject an idea or a request. Usually done by someone in authority though it can be done by a peer as well.

Luke: Hey mom me and Bo are gonna go canoe to cuba tonight.

Mom: No i don't think so honey.

"Dude you just got bonesharked!"

Bo: Hey you wanna go get dinner sometime?

Random Girl: hahaha....no.

"BONESHARKED!!!!"

boneshark by Bo Alan February 4, 2010

Bobeesha 

A name given to really fat black women, usually approaching 300 lbs (~135 KG) because once they begin getting really massive they all begin to look alike. Their facial features get scrunched, their bellies are the first thing to enter a room and their butts the last thing to leave it.

Bobeeshas are typically very lazy, too, but this is partly understandable - if you had an extra 175 pounds strapped to you, you wouldn't want to move much more than you had to. But never get between a Bobeesha and her food or you will be sorry. Bobeeshas are also usually very irritable, have a bad attitude and love to play the blame game. Because of their difficulty in attracting mates, if they have kids, they will usually all be from different sperm donors.

I desperately needed some painkillers after my surgery, but I had a big ol' Bobeesha for a nurse who wouldn't get or do anything for me. Whenever I asked for painkillers, food, water or whatever, Bobeesha would try to convince me I didn't really need or want them (e.g., "What do you want a drink fo'? It's just gonna make you pee and you don't want to have to walk around with all those bandages, now do you?"). If I persisted, she would then ask with obvious irritation some other nurse to get these things. Eventually, they got angry and complained that she wasn't doing her job, but then she suddenly found the energy to beat them down with a racism stick.

Bobeesha by FigurinOutLife November 3, 2006

Bonershrinker

An person, place, or thing, that is so repulsive and unattractive, that it results in an immediate and complete loss of a boner upon visual perception. In extreme cases it is impossible to get quality wood ever again in the victims future.

KayLeigh is an extreme Bonershrinker.

Dude, don't look at that damn Bonershrinker, or your space needle will become a space noodle.

Bonershrinker by Somewhiteguy1994 April 25, 2009

boneshaker

Boneshaker is a very skinny virtually Anorexic person usually referred to a man on Smack where their is very little or no muscle mass and the bones such as the collor bone and ribs are protruding through the skin!

Jesus that guys a right Boneshaker...
Must be on smack!

boneshaker by Lordlucan February 12, 2019

boneshiner

(1) A person who wastes time chronically.
(2) A person who chronically Masturbates.
(3) Or, Both.

"What you mean you can't get your work done? You're just a freakin' boneshiner."

"Dude, y'all'r a professional boneshiner."

boneshiner by Mike Melton June 11, 2006