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Bonzi Buddy 

A stupid spyware-program that shows a purple monkey talking to you in the same voice as the WindowsME verbal help tool. Usually downloaded by retarded little kids using the computer while mommy and daddy are away. When they get home, mommy kills the monkey with Ad-Aware and daddy kills the little kid's ass with a board.
"You little shit - you downloaded Bonzi Buddy again!?! Shut up - I don't care how cute he is - I'm gonna beat your ass!!!"
Bonzi Buddy by Joe August 3, 2003
Blackest thing to ever walk the Earth
Bonzi by Skews,dlwls,d,d February 13, 2023

Bonzi Buddy 

King of all spyware. Underneath the cute purple fur is a evil so great I dare not speak its name. Rumored to have been put onto Windows ME backup disks. Chances are, your computer has bonzi buddy on it. The only way to save yourself is to quest for the magical golden package.
Little girl: Mommy! Mommmy! I had that bad dream again!
Mom: Was it bonzi again?
Little girl: Yes...
Mom: Curse you Bonzi Buddy! Stop haunting my child's dreams!
Bonzi Buddy by The Great Vandoo September 11, 2004
A purple gorilla who interacts with you as your friend! it only works on Windows XP and older windows
Have you ever heard of Bonzi?
Who is Bonzi?
Bonzi is a Purple gorilla who can be your friend and interact with you
Nice
Bonzi by DjordjeTheMaker August 10, 2020
The most amazing person you'll ever meet :D
She's super sweet and funny and the best person in the entire world ^^
Bonnibel is the best
Purple monkey who is downloaded on your computer, but as soon as you get him on your computer, you figure out he is totally useless.
Why am I saying "he"? Bonzi is an it. Bonzi isn't even a living thing! Apes are living things, but Bonzi is a simulated one. Thus, I should refer to Bonzi as "Bonzi" and nothing more.
Bonzi by Rodney Basil December 14, 2003