a piece of shit, number two.

Thank you South Park season 11.
Excuse me, I have to go make a Bono.
by p00psmcg33 October 12, 2007
One that uncontrollably yells "Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeeaaaaaah!"
P1: "Hey Bono... you hungry?"
Bono: "Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeeaaaaaah!"
by dixintha March 26, 2008
The biggest crap a man has ever taken.
Bono is literally the biggest piece of shit in the world.
by fxckyoubxtches September 12, 2010
The 2nd largest peiceof crap in the world and weighing over 80 Courics. As seen on South Park Episode :More Crap
Bono didnt make the record for the biggest crap he is the record.
by Tyler Parizek October 14, 2007
Pratt like tosser, loves himself, his many houses and wants to be Bob Geldoff. A Wonderful hypocrit, who enjoys holidaying in many of the third world countries he exploits. While protesting in favour of these downtrodden peoples, he still manages to take advantage of the cheap labour these countries provide in order to assemble his U2 Ipods, Albums and Memorabilia.

Note: His poo stinks just like everybody elses (and his breath smells of gasoline).
Bono - Jippo. i.e. takes credit for somebody else's hard work.
by Collie January 23, 2007
verb: to bono. When you're vomiting and the puke comes out your nose.
Used in a sentence: "dude, I just bono'd all over your bathroom"
Used incorrectly in a sentence: "bono is a talented musician."
by kidinthehall January 26, 2011
Unit of measurement for smugness.

The name derives from the popular Irish pop singer Bono, who himself defines the word smug.

Bonai is sometimes used instead of Bonos, however, usage of Bonai will increase your own smugness by 1 Bonos unit.

Different scales are in use, though 1-10 is the common norm.
The actual value of a top score Bonos is ever expanding as Bono reaches new levels.
Did you see George Clooney's acceptance speech at the Oscars last night? That almost broke the Bonos scale.
by Knold August 25, 2012

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