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15.
verb: to bono. When you're vomiting and the puke comes out your nose.
Used in a sentence: "dude, I just bono'd all over your bathroom"
Used incorrectly in a sentence: "bono is a talented musician."
by kidinthehall January 26, 2011
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16.
the male equivalent to queefing, though it is not possible.
i totally just bono'd muhself!
by the-real-kibbles November 08, 2010
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17.
A poor man whose motivation, means and deeds of contributing to humanitarianism is always taken by some people as incorrect or impure. Luckily, there are still many people love him and he has a great band to be with to act as GOD.
-Bono is a crap!
-Well, that crap did something for sure.

We love love and we love Bono!

Bono is a very good humanitarian from the rock'n'roll stage.

When lots of rockers phi-drugs/abused sex, Bono phi-anthropy.
by Young Bono reviewer & lover March 08, 2010
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18.
A person who wears sunglasses no matter what time of day it is, or whether they are indoors or outdoors.
Man, that Bono is cruising down the street with his aviators on!
by Vibrant November 26, 2012
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19.
Unit of measurement for smugness.

The name derives from the popular Irish pop singer Bono, who himself defines the word smug.

Bonai is sometimes used instead of Bonos, however, usage of Bonai will increase your own smugness by 1 Bonos unit.

Different scales are in use, though 1-10 is the common norm.
The actual value of a top score Bonos is ever expanding as Bono reaches new levels.
Did you see George Clooney's acceptance speech at the Oscars last night? That almost broke the Bonos scale.
by Knold August 25, 2012
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20.
A Bland irish Musician in the band U2, who helps third world countries, yet also stars in apple ads, to help just make that trade margin between the rich countries and the poor countries just that little bit larger, but dispite that little minor hypocrisy there, bono has daft looking glasses,is incredibly pietistical and writes not necessarly talentless music, but has the keen ability to write the same song, over and over again, and Just for anyone goes "your stupid bono isn't self rightous....", and i quote from the golden oldy of a rocker, "I don't know why, but we always had this belief that there was something sacred about our music, that it was almost holy.".
Bono's amazing lyric writting skills " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!"

by Andrew Ricardo May 04, 2006
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21.
Sanctimonious prick that works as a buffer between the people & the international banks/politicians & suffers from 'the messianic complex'.
Bono has huge amounts of wealth & could save a 3rd world village a day, but he doesn't really care, he wants you to pay!
by hypocritehate August 05, 2008
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