bonewolf

a devious middle-aged man, usually single, who resembles a mixture of man and coyote. usually quite hairy all over the body. his unique attribute is that he receives quite a lot of twat despite his devilish appearance. a sought after position in society to say the least. the rarest breed spawn from western europe and russia

Onlooker 1: Woah look at that bum!

Bonewolf Expert: Thats no bum, its an ass-getting bonewolf!

bonewolf by Vladmir hernesto August 26, 2008

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one bone wolf

A term originated from Minecraft, a one bone wolf is someone who can easily be negotiated with, or someone who easily gives into loyalties or favors, often getting ripped off because of it. Much like in Minecraft, how it only takes one bone to tame some wolves.

“Caden’s a one bone wolf. If you give him 5 bucks, he’ll pretty much do anything.”

“You’re seriously helping this dude hide a body just cuz he mowed your lawn that one time?! Don’t be a one bone wolf, dude!”

one bone wolf by PeeWeSherman June 12, 2023

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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