bonered up 

(v)To get excited and all fired up over something. To be elated and very emotional over something that has or is going to happend.

Not literally an erection or hard, but more of a figure of speech. However one can literally be have a boner over something because they are that exctited about it.

Mike was all bonered up because he found out the Mets had acquired Carlos Delgado for peanuts from the Marlins.

bonered up by Mike O December 7, 2005

hot and bonered

A more specific version of the phrase "hot and bothered"; where the guy has a boner.

gf: "My bf and I were messing around. I got him all hot and bonered, but I left him with blue balls, cuz he tried to stick it in my ass."

hot and bonered by and by June 22, 2010

Big Boneded 

Used to refer to women with a nice thick frame.

Oprah's not fat, she's just big boneded.

I like big boneded women, I can't help it.

Christina Hendricks is the baddest white bitch on the planet, it's because she so big boneded.

Big Boneded by TheRealPoboy June 20, 2011

Bonered 

past tense; the act of having a boner.

"Dude! I am so bonered right now from watching that video!"

"You can't go to the beach without getting bonered can you?"

Bonered by onlyonepost August 24, 2011

Boneded 

To be fucked, or knowing you're fucked up.

"I'm so boneded" or "I would bone her"

Boneded by KiKi doesn't love me November 2, 2018

Bonebert

Getting an Handy in a theater

Lauren Boebert gave a bonebert at Beetlejuice the musical.

Bonebert by Yesitsjeremy September 19, 2023