a conker-sized wad of clean toilet tissue that's been soaked under a cold tap and then, while soggy, thrown at somone, usually from above (i.e. by leaning over the partition between two toilets in a public lav).
hurl the bog-horror downwards towards the upturned and startled face of your target while shouting "have that you bastard"
by spacenewt December 8, 2009
When a man covers his penis with hot sauce then proceeds to fuck his woman in the ass,making her scream.
by Jrt2016 January 15, 2017
by txoriie July 3, 2019
Those tiny flys you see in the summer that are normally found around the bog or hovering around fruit bowls.
by A.S.8 March 14, 2017
"Tonight I'm going to be a Bog Hunter"
"That bird over there is a proper Bog, where's Simon he's a Bog Hunter"
"That bird over there is a proper Bog, where's Simon he's a Bog Hunter"
by Madman Opus October 30, 2014
A gay boy that eats pot noodles and lives in his parents house at 40 years old because his 20 year marriage failed because he thought he was Apollo justice
he is such a bog boy
by kanecklesthecentipede May 6, 2019
Small rolled pieces of toilet paper stained with feces that are created when vigorously wiping the bum crack after a shit.
Tiny worm shaped pieces of the paper fall off the wad and lay around the toilet seat or the floor area around the pan that look like shitty little maggots
Tiny worm shaped pieces of the paper fall off the wad and lay around the toilet seat or the floor area around the pan that look like shitty little maggots
'For fucks sake Dave, you've left bog maggots on the seat again. Can't you wipe your arse like any normal person?'
'..Sorry love'
'..Sorry love'
by CountLippe February 12, 2021