Bog Hunter
The pain and itchyness caused by not wiping your arse properly steadily increases to a point where you can no longer resist grinding your fingers through your trousers and underpants in desperate need to gain relief.
People who do this are known as Bog Hunters as they are in desperate search for the shit stain that is causing the pain. A tell tale clue to a Bog Hunter is an almost continous supply of heavily skid marked underpants
The pain and itchyness caused by not wiping your arse properly steadily increases to a point where you can no longer resist grinding your fingers through your trousers and underpants in desperate need to gain relief.
People who do this are known as Bog Hunters as they are in desperate search for the shit stain that is causing the pain. A tell tale clue to a Bog Hunter is an almost continous supply of heavily skid marked underpants
by baggers July 25, 2014
"Tonight I'm going to be a Bog Hunter"
"That bird over there is a proper Bog, where's Simon he's a Bog Hunter"
"That bird over there is a proper Bog, where's Simon he's a Bog Hunter"
by Madman Opus October 30, 2014