6 definitions by CountLippe
Layer of toilet paper placed on top of the bog water to stop a splash soaking the arse crack from a falling turd. Guaranteed to prevent a Splashback Enema. Phrase derived from a device used in gas pipes called a Flashback Arrester to stop explosions.
Hey Stu, thanks for telling me about the Splashback Arrester, I did a hefty shit and for once I didn't get a jet of cold pissy bog water shoot up my arsehole.
No problem dude, glad I could help!
No problem dude, glad I could help!
by CountLippe February 12, 2021
Small rolled pieces of toilet paper stained with feces that are created when vigorously wiping the bum crack after a shit.
Tiny worm shaped pieces of the paper fall off the wad and lay around the toilet seat or the floor area around the pan that look like shitty little maggots
Tiny worm shaped pieces of the paper fall off the wad and lay around the toilet seat or the floor area around the pan that look like shitty little maggots
'For fucks sake Dave, you've left bog maggots on the seat again. Can't you wipe your arse like any normal person?'
'..Sorry love'
'..Sorry love'
by CountLippe February 12, 2021
A gay lover squeezes a little washing up liquid into his partners rectum and then makes anal love to him. The resulting ejaculate mixes to a fine consistency inside the anus cavity. The anal partner, having prepared earlier by eating onion rings and sausage rolls, becomes flatulent and farts out a large bubble through the bubble mixture. This bursts over the gay lovers face, proving an intimate bond between them.
Brian held his arse cheeks apart and pointed his bum hole at Craig. He let out a controlled emission of gas and the Rainbow bubble of spunk grew to an impressive size. It burst on the tip of Craigs nose covering his face in the sticky mess. Craig laid back resplendent in joy and pleased that he'd used Fairy Liquid.
by CountLippe February 12, 2021
Gay men utilise a gag reflex technique while enjoying anal sex. The receiver swallows a piece of bacon on a string, the giver pulls the string on the point of ejaculation so the receiver gags and clenches their ring piece to enhance the moment or even delay the spurt. Rarely used between heterosexual couples.
Aaron was about to cum and did the bacon tug, John crimped his ring so hard it clamped down tight on Aaron's cock.
by CountLippe February 11, 2021
Swallowing semen.
White fish liquidised in a blender has a similar appearance and taste to hot spunk. Anyone performing a blow job and enjoying the resulting eruption would be treated to a Liquid Fish Supper
White fish liquidised in a blender has a similar appearance and taste to hot spunk. Anyone performing a blow job and enjoying the resulting eruption would be treated to a Liquid Fish Supper
by CountLippe February 12, 2021
English term for Sweets (Candy in USA). Specifically penny sweets bought singularly or from pick and mix stalls i.e Cola bottles, flying saucers, gob stoppers, chews and gummies.
by CountLippe February 12, 2021