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Proper Noun. The new nick name for a man named Robert. Look no further to feel individualized, Roberts of the world. Make sure no one takes this nick name before you do.
Hi! My name is Robert, but you may call me Bobert.
Bobert by Marc April 4, 2005

bobertia 

A really juicy man with lots and lots of fishy toes. He will juice your mom on the daily. He will finesse your double chin in any way he can.
Bobertia will fish your toes

National Bobert day 

Bobert is a plastic doll we pary to every year on August eighth

We start at 12 PM and say our prayer about Bobert and our favourite thing about Bobert
what day id aug 8th?
National Bobert Day!
To get a hand-job in a crowded theater
Man, that chick I met last week gave me a Bobert during the Lego Movie.
Bobert by sittinherebored September 19, 2023
A hand-job in public view.
I saw someone getting a bobert at the theatre the other day!
Bobert by WhatAboutThatGuy1969 September 17, 2023
To "Bobert" is when you give your male partner an over-the-pants hand job, specifically at children's musical theatre.
"I heard Jenny gave Tommy a bobert at the Lion King show!"
Bobert by May Urrie September 18, 2023