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1.
Proper Noun. The new nick name for a man named Robert. Look no further to feel individualized, Roberts of the world. Make sure no one takes this nick name before you do.
Hi! My name is Robert, but you may call me Bobert.
by Marc April 04, 2005
 
2.
A name some retarded kid in my lunch room came up with.
Austin: "Bobert is a real name!"
Me: "Fuck you, you piece of shit"
by Pedro DePacas May 20, 2014
 
3.
Using a family member's Costco/Sam's Club card, instead of the proper owner.
"I really need a case of salsa, but I don't have the cash to get s membership. Mind if I pull a "Bobert"?
by shumad1 May 13, 2012
 
4.
One whom is queer beyond all belief with many STD's and other undesireable diseases. Generally boberts have the intelligence of a vegetable and are considered "Less than Everything" -- Yes even less than dirt.
Ryan: "You queer ass bobert motha fucka!"
by t3h gEno April 30, 2005