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Hooky-Bobbing 

Hooking or grasping on to the rear bumper of a car or truck when the road is covered in snow and ice. The motorist often doesn't know the youth is squatted down behind the car hanging on to the rear bumper. The 'Hooky-Bobber' gets a free and dangerous ride. Hooky-Bobbing is mostly for a joy-ride, but can be a way to get home from school. The dangers include inhaling car exhaust, motorists traveling at high rates of speed. Rock,gravel,sand and sewer covers in the road that have melted the snow and/or ice resulting in the Hooky-Bobber to be tossed off the rear bumper. Also often times, mittens or gloves get stuck/frozen to the rear bumper.
"Dude! Look at the snow coming down! I can't wait for school to get out to go Hooky-Bobbing!"
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Bobbing Ostrich  

The position, NOT recommended for amateurs, and used only used by professionals... It requires a female driving the car, and a male in the passenger's seat. The female gives head to the male while she is driving and the male takes the steering wheel with one hand.

Do not attempt. (obviously)
Dude, my girl finally gave me the Bobbing Ostrich . We totally almost crashed. Dont try it!
Bobbing Ostrich by JohnBlue3 February 9, 2009

Bobbing for apps 

Indiscriminately downloading applications on your smartphone, usually out of boredom.
I was bobbing for apps the other day and randomly came across this awesome fart soundboard.
Bobbing for apps by bol99 September 30, 2010

bobbing for french fries

Describes any act of lunacy.Only a complete moron would plunge his face into a vat of boiling grease to snag a fry.
Can you believe that moron went into a health food store to buy a pack of smokes? That's so bobbing for french fries.

Bobbing for Cock 

When someone is so sleepy their head starts to nod in a downward motion, as if they are giving someone a blow job.
Haha! Look at Jim over there. He didn't get any sleep last night so now he is bobbing for cock.

bobbing for scrotum sauce 

a sport where a female gracefully hugs a penis with her lips and mouth. she then bobs up and down until she she lands upon the scrotum sauce. this sport is popular for males to experience. also know as skull
"We're here live in Slumps room where bobbing for scrotum sauce is taking place. So Slump what is the name of this contestant whos face is stuck to your penis, I dont want to interupt her"

"I dont know. But she's really doing a good job."

(in a muffled voice)"My name is Monique"

"Dont talk your ruining it....ah ah ahhhhhhh!!..."

"There you have it folks another successful outing in the wonderful sport of bobbing for scrotum sauce. Tune in tomorrow when 6 more contestants step up to the plate."

"For Bob Bohnson this is Bent Tonsil saying so long; and remember ladies liquid kids their grrrreat!!

Wet Apple Bobbing 

A Wet Apple Bobber is someone that performs traditional Apple Bobbing but performs the act of taking both of a man's nuts in their mouth in a swimming pool, bath tub, hot tub, lake, ocean or other body of water. While Wet Apple Bobbing has variations such as underwater apple bobbing, true Wet Apple Bobbing is mostly performed and enjoyed on the water's surface. The male will float on his back which allows his scrotum to become buoyant and float on the surface of the water. The Bobber will then take in both nuts into the mouth and orally copulate as desired. Wet Apple Bobbing is known for being as equally soothing and relaxing as it is stimulating.
During their recent visit to Florida, Roger and Diane enjoyed spending time in the open ocean. While swimming and frolicking, Roger also found himself enjoying Diane's good old fashion Wet Apple Bobbing.