"We're here live in Slumps room where bobbing for scrotum sauce is taking place. So Slump what is the name of this contestant whos face is stuck to your penis, I dont want to interupt her"
"I dont know. But she's really doing a good job."
(in a muffled voice)"My name is Monique"
"Dont talk your ruining it....ah ah ahhhhhhh!!..."
"There you have it folks another successful outing in the wonderful sport of bobbing for scrotum sauce. Tune in tomorrow when 6 more contestants step up to the plate."
"For Bob Bohnson this is Bent Tonsil saying so long; and remember ladies liquid kids