The word blump is a word describing something that is really boring, bland or just stupid.
Man... today has been such a blump day. I kinda hope I just get shot.
by Zane the Weatherman January 29, 2011
recieving a blow job, while taking a dump.
My bitch gave me a blump last night. It was good.
by baggs November 24, 2004
The fat spouse of a physically fit person.
Wow! I just finished with my workout. I wish my blump of a husband would workout, too.
by karlota August 06, 2014
When to objects bump and float away like a blimp.
Can also be used to insinuate adultery.
1) "oh my god, he's totally blumping her"
3) The two balloons blumped and then floated upwards. yay.
by your daddeh January 04, 2011
The sound a black mans penis makes when it hits a womens head
I blapped her and you could hear that Blump in the next room!
by Flumo November 19, 2010
The sound a black man's penis makes when it hits against woman's face.
She gave me attitude so i blumped her and she was mine for the day.

Blump, blap
by theblapster November 19, 2010
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