When you poop on the sidewalk across the street from a hospital while waiting on an ambulance to take you to a different hospital.
by Reaper22 October 1, 2018
Combination of a Blumpkin and an Upperdecker.
The act of receiving a blow job while taking a shit in the upper section of a toilet after taking the lid off.
The act of receiving a blow job while taking a shit in the upper section of a toilet after taking the lid off.
After becoming bored with the typical Tuesday night Blumpkin, Andrej decided to spice it up a bit with the Blump-Upkin. Tuesday nights will never be the same!
by BlumpkinOrDie January 9, 2021
blump slap as in blumpkin(when u get a blowjob while taking a crap), is when u wipe ur ass and slap the person giving you a blumpkin(the blumpkee) in the face, and make sure to hit em w/ some chunks
by jnizzlexXx April 17, 2008
What are your feeling about blump and run?
by Reaper22 September 30, 2018
When you are taking a shit and a woman starts giving you a blowjob, then as you’re shitting the water from the turd splashed up and hits her in the face while blowing you.
Oh my god my turd splashed a lot of water up while taking a shit and hit Tina in the face while she was giving me a blumpkin, she totally got blump-kissed
by USPFCMC March 9, 2023
Similar to the classic known as the blumpkin. A man is in the 69 position while taking a dump. Then the person not taking a dump shits in the other person's mouth while saying "Beep Beep Beep"
How would like like a Blump-truck?
by BigEvil13 January 29, 2011
Not to be confused with Blunt Wrap; A Blump Wrap is a protective covering, usually aluminum foil, that is used by the person giving you a blumpkin to store your fecal matter for later use.
see also porter blump
see also porter blump
You know your girl is freaky when she is giving you a blumpkin, and reaches for a blump wrap.
Is that a burrito? no its my blump wrap. Talk about corn salsa!
Is that a burrito? no its my blump wrap. Talk about corn salsa!
by Jdubz1415 September 11, 2009