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1. blump
Getting a blow job while taking a dump
by anonymous Aug 12, 2003 add a video
2. blump
recieving a blow job, while taking a dump.
My bitch gave me a blump last night. It was good.
by baggs Nov 24, 2004 add a video
3. blump
The word blump is a word describing something that is really boring, bland or just stupid.
Man... today has been such a blump day. I kinda hope I just get shot.
4. Blump
When to objects bump and float away like a blimp.
Can also be used to insinuate adultery.
1) "oh my god, he's totally blumping her"
2) "OMFG, LOOK AT THAT BLUMPABLE PIECE OF A%*"
3) The two balloons blumped and then floated upwards. yay.
5. Blump
The sound a black mans penis makes when it hits a womens head
I blapped her and you could hear that Blump in the next room!
6. Blump
The sound a black man's penis makes when it hits against woman's face.
She gave me attitude so i blumped her and she was mine for the day.

Blump, blap
7. blump
Someone who is one of more of the following:

fat, ridiculous, rude, big, toadish, grumpy, ill-mannered, rude, a stick in the mud, always in the way

Just picture a fat grumpy old woman with a huge rear end who is frowning awfully at you from across the room, while wearing a housedress as big as a house, with her hair going every which way, and either glasses or warts or too much makeup, or all three.
That blump sat there like a toad all day and watched us and wouldn't even get out of the way when we asked her nicely to move!
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