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10.
In between a bump and a Lump
That is a pretty big blump
by ADD March 25, 2005
 
1.
Getting a blow job while taking a dump
by Anonymous August 12, 2003
 
2.
recieving a blow job, while taking a dump.
My bitch gave me a blump last night. It was good.
by baggs November 24, 2004
 
3.
Blumps is pink eye from giving a blumpkin, or just blum
I've got the blumps!
by mathclass08-09 November 19, 2008
 
4.
The sound a black mans penis makes when it hits a womens head
I blapped her and you could hear that Blump in the next room!
by Flumo November 19, 2010
 
5.
The sound a black man's penis makes when it hits against woman's face.
She gave me attitude so i blumped her and she was mine for the day.

Blump, blap
by theblapster November 19, 2010
 
6.
When to objects bump and float away like a blimp.
Can also be used to insinuate adultery.
1) "oh my god, he's totally blumping her"
2) "OMFG, LOOK AT THAT BLUMPABLE PIECE OF A%*"
3) The two balloons blumped and then floated upwards. yay.
by your daddeh January 04, 2011
 
7.
The word blump is a word describing something that is really boring, bland or just stupid.
Man... today has been such a blump day. I kinda hope I just get shot.
by Zane the Weatherman January 29, 2011