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bluescreened 

When one hears information so shocking or world-view-shattering that one's mind goes temporarily blank.
When I learned that Armmie Hammer is a cannibal, I bluescreened for 10 seconds before I could form another thought.
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bluescreened 

anything that seems like its irreparably damaged, like a computer when it gets the blue screen of death.
Our relationship had totally bluescreened, so i broke up with him.
bluescreened by mrpf May 6, 2008

bluescreen

When a computer crashes and shows an error message with a blue background. Generally makes your computer unusable until you reboot.
The new itunes was running great until it decided to bluescreen on me and I lost my homework.
bluescreen by muzikluvir November 1, 2005

Bluescreen Face 

The face somebody makes when their brain has visibly encountered an error and has literally stopped working.

May be caused by fatigue, someone saying something extremely confusing or just by being a dumb bitch.(It's me, im a dumb bitch)

*receives exam*
*sees new question that was in the curriculum but i never studied for*
*beep booooooop sorry your brain has encountered an error*
i was asking his customer if he has an ip4 or ipv6 connection and he just had bluescreen face for a couple of minutes and then said he has wifi
Bluescreen Face by Ampy2 April 29, 2019

Blue-screened 

Matt was totally blue-screened when they asked him for directions to the airport.

If you want to blue-screen Matt, ask him for directions to the airport.
Blue-screened by Auntie Ashley January 4, 2009

Bluescreening 

(verb): when confronted with many tasks, the act of procrastinating.

Referring to the Blue Screen of Death, when a computer crashes from trying to run too many programs.
I have so many projects due this week, I'm just Bluescreening.
Bluescreening by Phil Colson May 25, 2008

Blue Screened

v. looking at porn and causing the computer to crash. 90% of all blue screen occurences are a result of fapping research.
I was fapping with about 37 windows open and blue screened. You know computers, help a brotha out?
Only if you don't touch me and I'll be using my own keyboard.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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