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Mucous discharge. Green Goo. Brown Phelgm.

Man with deliberately teased puffy hair.
Oh Damit I've blownit all over me.

That dude is a piece of blownit. I just coughed up a huge chunk of blownit.

I's goin to da hair dresser to get me a blownit. He looks fly wid dat blownit.
blownit by SHIPSEY January 12, 2010
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A word to describe something to be awesome, sweet, gnarly, anything that is cool at the time.
Did you go to that concert last night? That shit was blowndt!
Blowndt by RickyTRucksak July 5, 2017
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Dunkin blownuts

A bros way of referencing “Dunkin’ Donuts”
“Bro get me a girly ass pumpkin drink at dunkin blownuts”
Dunkin blownuts by chHAad February 7, 2021

Dunkin' Blownut 

Placing your erect penis through the hole of a donut and allowing a woman to simultaneous fellate you and eat the donut.
"Dude, this chick gave me a Dunkin' Blownut last night. It was fucking sweet!"

"Was it cream-filled?"

"Nah, but she was a little later."
Dunkin' Blownut by atforpres October 21, 2009

Blowritto 

When a human of the male sex is engaging the process of eating a chipotle burrito and getting he shaft sucked by a slore, simultaneously and than skeeting on the last bite of his burrito and stuffing it in the slore's mouth for her to swallow. There for adding man made chipotle sauce and giving the ultimate pleasure back to the slore.
Dike Mugan was totally recieving a blowritto when Sik Notirin was video taping it for spankwire.com
the act of being so blown from smoking weed, you are some sort of past tense of it.
i smoked a blunt to the dome and was so blownt.
blownt by blownt85 September 27, 2011

fuckin blownuts 

A slang term for Dunkin Donuts usually concidered a negative term and used as such however, it is at times used in a neutral maner.
The idiot in fuckin blownuts forgot to give me a straw for my coffee.

I am goin to fuckin blownuts on my break you want anything?
fuckin blownuts by C7 October 19, 2006
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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