Blowing out your junk.

In reference to the act of giving birth: Blowing out your junk depicts the damage done to the female genitalia by the act of squeezing a baby through a small hole. Past tense: Blew out said junk

Has your husband wanted to have sex with you since blowing out your junk.

Blowing out your junk. by Cheezy the man clown March 29, 2009

Blowing out Birds 

The act of holding a fart through a date which leads to a climatic event that feels similar to that of blowing a small bird out your ass at high pressure

(conversation between friends after leaving their dates)
example 1:

friend 1: "Dude!, whats that smell?"
friend 2: "I just blew out a bird man! I was holding it all through the movie."

Example 2:

"Don't sit next to Christina, I think she has been blowing out birds."

Blowing out Birds by the happy dater January 12, 2012

Blowing out the candle, when your house is on fire 

Focusing on a less relevant or less important task when something major needs to be done.

Delaying the inevitable

Sarah: "Isn't you final year project due in for tomorrow?"
Robert:....yeah
Sarah" Then why aren't you working on it?"
Robert: "I'm checking UrbanDictionary..for a laugh"
Sarah:" You have to stop blowing out the candle, when your house is on fire dude"
Robert: "What does that mean?"
Sarah: "Check it on Urban Dictionary"
INSERT VICIOUS CYCLE

Blowing out the candle, when your house is on fire by hungryangrybill March 16, 2011

Blowing out the candles 

The act of spreading dollar bills on your palms and blowing them onto a dancer while she is on her back or hands and knees.

Going to the titty club and blowing out the candles on a strippers stomach up to her tits.

Blowing out the candles by Trailer Daddy February 18, 2010

Blowing out the bowl 

To go shit in a toilet that border line clogs the toilet with the shit alone

I just blew out the bowl

I’m going to go empty my bowls, probably blow out the bowl

I’m blowing out the bowl

Blowing out the bowl by Bunnyman666 October 18, 2022

Blowing out of both ends of the pipe 

Speaking to something to which you know nothing of and end up embarrassing yourself due to your stupidity. Similar to "talking out of one's ass"
"Pipe" can be substituted with "straw" or any other type of tube.

Sports Pundit: "Defensive coaches can't win championships in the modern era."

"Wow, talk about blowing out of both ends of the pipe."

Blowing out of both ends of the pipe by M7NESTUD14 September 6, 2025

Blowing bubbles out your ass 

Bullshitter, Someone who lies about important facts.
Wasting other peoples time.

"Stop Blowing Bubbles out your ass and tell me what's really going on here!."

Blowing bubbles out your ass by Paulodox6 September 23, 2013