blowf 

The act of sterilizing an object by blowing on it.

(Blo-ff) Blowf. To blowf. Blowfer, Blowfing, Blowfed.

The mother told the child, "It's still good. Just blowf it".

The boy picked up his candy from the floor, blowfed it, then ate it.

blowf by SGT DW Howell June 4, 2009

Blow-job-bib 

A bib that someone wears when giving a BJ, so their clothes will not become soiled (a-la Ms. Lewinski).

Person 1: "Was That a Blow-Job-Bib on Empire Last Night?"
Person 2: "It sure looked like it."

Blow-job-bib by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky January 21, 2015

blow away

Slang of multiple meanings. Used as either blown away, blew away or blow away

1. Someone to get shot and killed with a firearm

2.To get majorly surprised or astounded by something

To blow away.

1.The gang member stated that he was going to blow me away away the next time I entered his turf.

The man ran up on him and blew him away with his shotgun
He was innocently standing there and got blown away right at his doorstep

2.Wow you absolutely blew me away how smart you actually are.
I was blown away how high he could still jump considering how out of shape he's become.

blow away by Old school bossman September 18, 2020

Blow roadkill 

Some people are so disgusting, that you suspect that they would sexually abuse dead animals.

He was so low down he would blow roadkill!

Blow roadkill by I, Wreckerrr November 5, 2016

Blow Massage 

Giving a blowjob and a massage at the same time. Blassage for short.

George: My legs are hurting
Molly: Aww no, would someone like a blow massage?
George: A BLASSAGE?! YES PLEASE

Blow Massage by Mr BigG April 7, 2015

blow it like a flute 

Basically something Luhan said that has ruined his life.
Blow it like a flute - blow job, when a girl goes down on the guy or guy on guy.

Luhan: I see you're still single Yixing
Yixing: I see you still haven't gotten anyone to blow it like a flute

blow it like a flute by Idkidkidk January 11, 2017

Bamboozled by her blow hole 

When you go down a fat chicks pants and find a smooth va-jj. Only to be asked by her why your finger banging her bellybutton.

I was with this fat chick and we where getting it on and I got "bamboozled by her blow hole". But I finished by lubing the lint cave

Bamboozled by her blow hole by Travis and mark November 27, 2018