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Bloodbathing 

masking the true intended meaning of a terroristic threat or call to violence in a contrived context, preserving plausible deniability.
A tyrant wants to call his supporters to violence. Start with his true intended meaning:

"I want someone to murder my enemy."

He now adds context to change the meaning of "murder." The context could be that a "cutthroat lawyer" working for the tyrant defeated an enemy in court that day. The tyrant says in a public speech:

"John totally murdered Crooked Valerie in court today, wasn't that incredible? Never seen anything like it. He's a real cutthroat lawyer and that's why I like him. More people should do that to Crooked Valerie, wouldn't that be nice? Solve most of the world's problems right there. Great job today, John."

This is bloodbathing. The tyrant is intentionally vague about what he means would be "nice," but by saying more of it would "solve most of the world's problems" and using the word "cutthroat" to evoke a violent mental image, the tyrant has effectively told his most rabid supporters he means for them to literally kill Valerie. They are amenable because they have been conditioned for years to believe Valerie is pure evil. The courtroom context allows the tyrant to preserve plausible deniability and evade prosecution.

"It's INSANE the way the Loser Left has twisted my words Out Of Context like I asked people to kill someone. I clearly said Crooked Valerie got murdered IN COURT and Obviously the World would be a much better place if she lost more cases. It's nothing but a MURDER HOAX! Shame on them and the Fake News Media! Covfefe!"
Bloodbathing by ozzfather86 March 21, 2024
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026