Boogemonkey 

(N) A buzzkill, or an asshole
(V) to act like a retard

1. Person 1:"Dude, you need to cut down on the tequila"

Person 2: "You're such a boogemonkey"

2. Guy 1:"It's guys night out. What you wanna do?"

Guy 2:"Let's go out and boogemonkey."

Boogemonkey by N00berson McGee September 6, 2010

bungmonkey 

An overactive, small-proportioned homosexual gentleman who will launch at anything in sight.

"That chap in the corner is a proper little bungmonkey. Look at him go!"

bungmonkey by fishbear April 4, 2003

bdogmoney 

A term used to describe ones self, when they are secretly homosexual. These individuals are typically known for their extreme obession with dogs asses and with Walmart. Generally they have dead end jobs, such as Electronics at Walmart or some bogus title such as "telemarketing manager" at any local fly by night mortgage company.

"Yo man I want to feel cool, so call me Bdogmoney"

bdogmoney by Ron Pryor, Partner April 12, 2005

bigmonkeyfan700 

stupid twitter user who is actually somewhat hot

Jon Arbuckle: “wow its bigmonkeyfan700 on twitter!”

bigmonkeyfan700 by penisman7000 November 9, 2020

blowmonkey 

Meaning one who blows monkeys.

Daniel is good at being a blowmonkey expert.

blowmonkey by Delbert July 18, 2003

Blog Monkey 

Someone who has stumbled blindly onto blogging, became quickly obsessed, learned the ropes, and now spends quite a bit of time blogging.

Inspired by magazine article: This Trained Monkey Spends Most of Time in His Master’s Workshop (Sep, 1929 Modern Mechanix)

Wow, you are quite a blog monkey! I didn't know you even knew how to blog.

Any blog monkey can write a blog if left alone long enough with a computer!

Blog Monkey by THE Martini Mike December 29, 2010

Bluemonkey 

I’d give everything for this man, I worship him and love him. Bluemonkey if you see this I love you.

Bluemonkey is my idol

Bluemonkey by ♡quackk ♡ March 4, 2022