An ineffectual and annoying little git, usually full of self importance and short on penis.
"Ignore the little tosscock"
Unpleasant mixture of itching and sweat when the improperly wiped arse is left to ripen in a high temperature, probably on a car or office seat.
"No, I've got to stop at the Little Chef. I've got arsegoblins"
An unpleasant (and much handled by the owner) unwashed penis.
"I'm not coming out tonight Mum, I'm having an evening in playing with my stinky toy"
An overactive, small-proportioned homosexual gentleman who will launch at anything in sight.
"That chap in the corner is a proper little bungmonkey. Look at him go!"
Someone who always requires services or goods for free, or never buys a drink. Literally a 'chiselling cunt'
"Look at him avoiding the bar again the little chunt"
A word compounded by the words "glad" and "happy," used to express the feeling of either, or an especially intense feeling of gladness and/or happiness.
Mason was so glappy when Sara agreed to be his girlfriend, he nearly freaked.
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