Blodgetize 

to Blodgetize (v): to proclaim something as fact even though the information stated originates from deep inside one's ass. Most appropriate when making predictions of a company's stock price, earning estimates, or other financial related facts. Henry Blodget, the disgraced internet analyst, is known to have perfected the technique of passing off complete bullshit stock estimates as fact in the late 1990s and early 2000s.

Gene Muenster predicted there would be 600K iPads sold over Easter weekend. That way way off, he completely Blodgetized his estimates.

Blodgetize by ZeFrank April 5, 2010

Bridgette 

They might seem aloof at times, but this is because they're calculating the risks of a new friendship. Don't let them intimidate you because a lot of the time, they are shy themselves. Being witty is always a plus in their book, aswell as being able to uphold a conversation. They like it when someone can understand their sarcastic humor. They're drawn to people who bring up mind stimulating topics. They enjoy classy people but once in awhile befriend someone not so uptight.

The most common combinations are green eyes and black hair, brown eyes and brown hair, or brown eyes and blonde hair.

They like who they like and they tend to go for more established, slightly older individuals. They're highly drawn to success and power with a dash of humor. They often appear shy and reserved but are very humorous and enjoy having a good time. They will loosen up when they're comfortable, so if you see them being more open, you're doing good. Most tend to like someone very straightforward and somewhat possessive of them. They want their partner to care about them as much as they do, if not more.

"Hey, remember Bridgette?"

"Yeah! How could I forget?"

Bridgette by #ABIYS March 18, 2019

Brodette 

A chill girl that you can do anything with and relate to. Drama free, low maintenance, all around awesome girl.

"Victoria, you're damn chill, I appreciate you brodette".

Brodette by dkwondo April 11, 2011

Brodette 

The female version of bro, someone who is chill and good friends with you. A way for guys to convey to a girl that she is "one of the boys" without use of "the boys". Often times a girl who all the boys love to chill with but would never date.

Some guys will incorrectly call a girl they are attracted to a Brodette, in order to pretend they are in it just for the friendship.

"You know Bridgette too?"
"Yeah she's super cool. An absolute Brodette."

Brodette by Ugly dirtbag May 26, 2021

blondette 

A hair color that is between blond and brunette. Blondettes may consider themselves to be brunette but frequently have others call their hair color blond, resulting in confusion as to what their hair color really is. May also be natural blonde whose hair is going through the darker stages of blond in transition to becoming a brunette.

Does not apply to hair that is dyed with blond and brunette streaks.

Blondettes are frequently called: Dirty Blond, Dark Blond, Light light brunette, sun bleached brunette.

blondette by ThisNarrowRoad September 27, 2005

Bridgette 

A caring, outgoing, cute, adorable girl who has a great sense of humour. One of a kind. She loves getting crazy and running a muck with friends and coming home the next morning at 4am. She's definitely a keeper and can make your day just by her smile. She never has a mean thing to say about anyone, but if you mess with her prepare to have a hell of a fight on your hands.

Wow look at that girl, I don't think I've seen anyone like her!

Yeah, that's Bridgette

Bridgette by iamironmanlegit December 8, 2011

Bridgette 

She’s a great bestie , she’s always there for you when ur down , you can’t hide anything from her, and if a boy hurts you she’ll get a bat and beat his ass because she’s such a great friend

Person1: *crying*
Bridgette: what’s wrong?
Person1: My boyfriend cheated on my *cries more*
Bridgette: Wait here I have to go take care of something with my bat...

Bridgette by Secretlyamazing56 June 6, 2018