17 definitions by Ugly dirtbag

Beat

A word used to describe a situation, person, or event that is bad, lame, or uncool.

"Did you go to that party?"
"Yeah it was beat"

"Hey dude I'm sorry I can't make it tonight I have dinner with my girl"
"Beat"

"How was the girl"
"She's beat"

by Ugly dirtbag May 26, 2021

Down Horrendous

Down horrendous is an even worse version of down bad, a term typically used to describe someone who is desperately horny. Down horrendous should only be used when down bad cannot accurately describe how desperate somebody is.

"I just jerked off to the thought of her man."
"Holy crap, you're down horrendous."

by Ugly dirtbag May 28, 2021

Diminishing Returns

When somebody farts multiple times in one instance, with each fart getting smaller and quieter. Can be anywhere between 3-6 farts. If someone farts more than 6 times in one instance, they need medical assistance, not the Urban Dictionary.

"PPFFFTTT PFFTT Pffftt pfffft pfft pft."
"Damn Daniel, those were some diminishing returns if I've ever heard one."

by Ugly dirtbag May 28, 2021

Down Universally

Down Universally is the ultimate version of being down bad. Being down universally is so low that it should only ever be used once in human lifetime. To say someone is down universally means that there is not one living being in this reality that the person in question wouldn't pursue. Being down universally is so indescribable that those who have reached such heights likely never lived to tell the story to others.

It is a category 4 of being down bad, not to be mistaken with category 2 down horrendous, and category 3 down cataclysmic

"What happened to John? I haven't seen him since Freshman year of college."
"That's right. He was erased from existence because he was down universally during the winter formal."
"Wait... who were we talking about?"
"Honestly I don't even remember."

by Ugly dirtbag May 28, 2021

Heavies

A term used to describe large breasts, implying that they are so large that they are heavy.

Damn, she's got the heavies

by Ugly dirtbag May 26, 2021

Agree

A short way of affirming what someone else is saying, especially when they are listing or ranting.

"We need more people at this party. I think inviting John, Paul, Pierre and Perry will liven up the vibes."
"Agree"

by Ugly dirtbag May 26, 2021

Down Cataclysmic

A category 3 level of being down bad, being down cataclysmic can only be used to describe someone willing to go so low that one would have to otherwise be insane to commit such acts. Down Cataclysmic is so bad that one does not even need to respond with a sentence, they can just say "Down cataclysmic".

Similar to down horrendous and down bad, but much much worse.

"I took an 8 hour plane ride and $140 dollar Uber to see her, but she was busy that day, so I jerked off to her Bitmoji in the public bathroom and then went home."
"Down Cataclysmic.

by Ugly dirtbag May 28, 2021