blivic 

A 10 pound shit in a 5 pound bag.

I just took a huge blivic.

blivic by J beck March 6, 2007

Homo-blivious 

A person's inability to realize their homosexual orientation, despite the witnessing by others to their condition.

Mr. Smith tried to kiss me last nite.
Really? What did you do?
I told him I'm not gay, and he asked me if that meant I thought he was.
Wow! The guy's homo-blivious for sure!

Homo-blivious by Wordmeister 5000 December 1, 2010

Blivi 

A person (usually a girl) who is seemingly unaware that the internet exists and prefers to ask what something means instead of just googling it.

Me: "My mate just told me he tried an alaskan pipeline, what a twat."
Blivi: "What's an alaskan pipeline?:)))))))"
Me: "Have you heard of Google before?"
Blivi: "No, what's a Google?:)))))"
Me: "Stop smiling please and leave."

Blivi by Slaying Bantis May 31, 2015

blivid 

Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.

Look at all the fat chicks around, its like a freakin blivid parade!

blivid by antipedantic.com December 1, 2006

Blivit

10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag

her ass was two sizes too big for her jeans

her jeans are a blivit bag

Blivit by 2mchtrq September 27, 2005

shit blivious 

not focused,cant reda between the lines

i didnt understand i was shit blivious to the facts.

shit blivious by dj jake da snake October 30, 2008

e-blivious 

Someone who consistently answers emails with short, unintelligible responses that are seemingly unrelated to anything being discussed.

Did he even read this email before responding? He's fucking e-blivious!

e-blivious by blam-co December 17, 2010