1. A sigh of complete angst/depression.

2. A sigh of boredom
1. Blarg, someone in heaven created me only to laugh at my misery...
2. Wow, I am so bored...blarg...
by Nick W. August 7, 2003
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While it is almost impossible to decipher one true and absolute meaning for Blarg, there is a basic understanding of it's fundamental implementations:

1) An utterance of complete bafflement (as noted many times the author of such bafflement may remain speechless with only the word "blarg" comprehensive for some amount of time)

see also: confuzlement

2) A vocalization of complete disgust. A short pantomime of a vomiting sound. In this case you might want to draw the "blarg" out more to sound like a more authentic vomiting sound.

3) A short sigh expressing sadness and frustration in the same instant.
A What's that you say? Kathy Bates fully nude, awesome!
B blarg!
by Gavin November 30, 2003
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1. A combination of "blah" and "argh," generally used to describe boredom or frustration.

2. Boredom to the extreme of physical pain.
by Mobutu November 5, 2003
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An expression used just before ones life is removed from ones body
BLARG, you stabbed me! I dead!
by Shockcannon November 22, 2004
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"Blarg, I am dead." --Fighter
by Anonymous October 14, 2003
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1. Originally an expression of angst or confusion.
2. Sometimes also used as an explitve.
3. Has also been used as a universal word in place of any other word.
4. In some circles, Blarg has taken the upon the meaning of Nay, or No.
"All those in favor say Shoosh! Those opposed say Blarg."
"This is all Blarg" "All I have to say is, Blarg!"
by Thomual September 18, 2005
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