beardsexy 

Having a beard that is considered sexy.

Every chick in the room turned to stare in awe when the beardsexy dude arrived at the party.

beardsexy by jpg3 December 22, 2013

Beardson's Law 

A phenomena whereby the browner a person is, the higher the likelihood their smoke alarm batteries need to be replaced.

For example, when observing a black person in their natural habitat, if you listen closely you will likely hear the distinct low battery alert chirp of a smoke-alarm.

I was on Omegle last night and talked to a bunch of black people. I could hear the chirp of a smoke-detector low battery alarm in every one of their houses. Beardson's Law, am I right?

Beardson's Law by urban groyper August 29, 2022

Beards ago 

Descriptive for an incident far gone enough that you have since grown and shaved several beards.

Guy #1: You need to get back in the game mate
Guy #2: I shagged that Geordie girl in Zante
Guy #1: Shut up, that was fucking beards ago

Beards ago by bluejay19986 November 21, 2010

Mrs beards toe 

A crooked ass toe that needs to be looked at by a medical professional

Mrs beards toe is very disturbing she should wear tennis shoes

Mrs beards toe by Gggghhhhgggy May 10, 2017

wet boards 

A term typically used by a small circle of friends to describe a game on a Minecraft server called Hypixel.
The term was invented when someone switched the first letters of the words from "Bed Wars" to "Wed Boards" and the word "wed" was changed to "wet"

Person1: Hey you guys wanna wet boards?
Person2: Sorry can't I'm doing "homework"
Person3: L Cope
Person2: Shu'up

wet boards by Aim For North May 14, 2022

blarms 

Blue arms, particularly on Sonic the Hedgehog.

SONIC DOES NOT HAVE BLARMS!!!

blarms by Falchion315 February 23, 2020

floor boards

Where the pubic hair around the genitals has been fully removed by shaving or waxing. Used as an extension on carpet matches the drapes when there is no carpet by which to assess if the drapes match.

Daniel: Was that chick you bonked a real blond?
Adam: Dunno, I went down on her but she had floor boards, so I can't tell if the carpet matched the drapes.

floor boards by Charlie Foxtrott September 9, 2009