blarms 

Blue arms, particularly on Sonic the Hedgehog.

SONIC DOES NOT HAVE BLARMS!!!

blarms by Falchion315 February 23, 2020

blarms 

black lady armpits. used for a person who may/may not be black but has the characteristics of a fat black ladies armpits

Tracey has blarms, she can go suck on a yodel.

blarms by XjimmyX April 30, 2005

Blarmey 

Blarmey: (adjective) combination of blarney and smarmy, used to describe a person who considers himself silver-tongued and compelling, but in reality oozes charm in the same way a slug or a festering pustule might. Probably developed this trait from kissing the Blarney Stone after the tour guides surreptitiously pissed on it.

(verb) An imperative pun used to call someone out on this trait.

1. “Ugh, that guy trying to bend my ear about his band is just so blarmey!”

2. “I’m not falling for your bullshit! So why don’t you just blarmey?”

Blarmey by Bad Beth and Beyond July 13, 2019

Blarister 

A mythical creature who lurks in the dark alleyways of Glasgow. A mean child snatcher. Vicious, ruthless, ready to pounce like a leopard. In fact some say that he has some sort of leopard skin fetish . Also people have apparently seen him jump from roof to roof in his XXL gimp suit. Basically he is a Glaswegian Loch Ness Monster. And a monster you do not want to meet especially at night when he is ready to pounce .

'Omg did you hear about the 15 children who were snatched from there parents'.

'Yes I heard it was Blarister'

Blarister by P33do watcher February 12, 2015

blarister 

Codename used for child groomer in the catholic church. Named after the late great Blair's dad who once said "sit down my children"

Don't let your kid near that house, blarister lives there.

blarister by SonOfPhysics February 12, 2015

Blarshkg

1. The sound made by any flesh-bearing being when being struck with a massive blunt object. (preferably a large hammer)

Person 1: "Look out! A zombie!"
Person 2 (swinging hammer): *BLARSHKG* "Man that was a close one!"

Blarshkg by Lince April 3, 2009

blarister 

A child snatcher with a very large basement he is a priest and is always on the hunt for people under the age of 16 to hurt mentaly and physicaly either by given golden showers or by showing them a picture of his 10 foot snake

Oh no its blarister run

blarister by tm99 February 12, 2015