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1. Beards
when a gay man and a gay woman date each other to hide that fact that they're gay
I know they are doing beards, but everyone else may not know it.

It may be safe to do beards.

4 students in the GSA were doing beards.
2. beards
exclamation of surprise
beards! my cunny has fallen off
by gruddo Apr 20, 2004 add a video
3. beards
a gathering of mainly midwestern US citizens, typically rather well hung in the pants, that get together and do crazy things.
Kyle: man i dont know what happened, my beer got stolen, someone brought the lawn mower inside, threw a brick down the chimney, and ripped a brody in my front yard..

Dave: wow im sorry man, it sounds like the beards hit you pretty hard.
4. beards
A word used to replace other words to see if anybody understands what either one is talking about. Originates from replacing the word goat with everything. Then came Goaty beard.Then just beard.
What the beards are you talking about?
What the hell are you talking about?
Thats rather beardly
Thats rather unfortunate
Stop being a beard
Stop being a nob
by the_beardly_one Jan 23, 2005 add a video
5. Beards
Colloquial expression used when talking about distance or time. To be used in combination with other cryptic word substitutions to piss knobheads off.
You want me to drive there? It's fucking beards away!

You fucked him last month? Fucking beards ago.
by shup Jul 7, 2004 add a video
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