Blackbeard mains

Blackbeard mains are definition of a sad, pathetic individual that cant aim for shit. They always claim that Blackbeard is the the best op.

Blackbeard mains: Blackbeard is the best op
Me: You can go fuck a wooden dildo and shove it up your goddam anus you cock sucker dick go kill yourself you piece of absolute garbage

Blackbeard mains by Cocksuckergoblin July 2, 2020

blackboard learning tool 

A piece of shit learning material with a high lag rate.

"Loading"

"Nothing new that calls your attention here"

4 new notifications.

Are you fucking kidding me..?

"That's Blackboard learning tool for you."

blackboard learning tool by DamnTheLag October 1, 2013

lazy blackbeard 

The act of punching a parnter's eye while ejaculating on the chin. Very sinister move

That's one pirate we'll never forget

lazy blackbeard by Chupacabra June 15, 2003

Hit the Backboard

When jerking off on the toilet, you turn around to blow your load into the bowl but miss and hit the seat cover

Person 1: Dude, what the fuck is all over my toilet seat?
Person 2: Sorry bro i hit the backboard.

Hit the Backboard by jews69 March 20, 2016

blackboard football 

the best thing on facebook

i just beat your ass in blackboard football

blackboard football by Eddie J. September 11, 2007

Catskill blackbeard 

When a man dips his scrotum into a coffee mug filled with warm elderberry syrup for medicinal purposes. He is often wearing a T-shirt with no pants. The scrotum must be submerged for at least an hour to achieve any kind of benefit.

I was starting to feel a little under the weather so I gave myself a Catskill Blackbeard and I started feeling much better... until my wife came in and asked what the fuck I was doing.

Catskill blackbeard by champduncancraig February 24, 2010

Backboard 

Another term for the grundle

When I fucked that girl last night my balls kept slapping against my backboard

Backboard by Dickcheese McGoo May 6, 2019