bi-location 

being in two locations at the same time; the spiritual ability to do so.

Bi-location is physically impossible.

bi-location by uttam maharjan December 1, 2011

Bilocationability 

The ability to be in two places simultaneously

Shit, Professor twat was ear fucking me for at least an hour so I used my bilocationability to transport me to Chinatown's dirtiest strip bar

Bilocationability by rustys3 September 5, 2011

blocation 

A blowjob. The complete renaming and rebranding of the word blowjob to take it from a negative deragatory term (job or work) to a positive and enjoyable experience (a vacation).

Woman 1: My husband wanted a damn blowjob lastnight. I was tired and it's always so much work!

Woman 2: You have to change your entire attitude. I love giving my husband a blocation!

blocation by LDL1 September 22, 2016

Blocation 

A blowjob. The complete renaming and rebranding of the word blowjob to take the act of fellatio from a negative deragatory term (job or work) to a positive and enjoyable experience (a vacation).

Woman 1: My husband wanted a damn blowjob lastnight. I was tired and it's always so much work!
Woman 2: You have to change your entire attitude. I love giving my husband a blocation!

Blocation by LDL1 September 19, 2016

bilocation 

the act of being present in two places at the same time.

The young boffin is engaged in research on bilocation.

bilocation by uttam maharjan August 4, 2011