man 1:"oh my god, fit woman at 7 o'clock"
man 2 : "yeah she is fit , and look at him over there, wow im gonna go talk to him"
man 2: "dude, thats a dude!"
man 1: "oh my god, im bicurious , aaarrggghhh im going to shoot myself because now im bi-furious!"...(gunshot)
man 2:"well, guns can stop aids!"
A guy who talks and acts lik a fagget and when he is questioned about his sexual orientation gets all defensive and emotional and denies it lik it was a dumb and ridiculous question to ask him.
Shane: Sooo Jack your on Team Edward huh? sooo u must thing hes hott right?
Jack: NOO!!! Whats wrong with Twilight!!!!!??
Shane: Nothing its just... its kinda....
Jack: IM NOT GAYYY!!!!!!
Shane: OK OK no need to get all bi-ferious about it.