Beardsmith

An amazing woman who knows the way of the beard. She is a magician with scissors and clippers and shaping of the miracles known as beards. She is able to take your average scruffy beard and turn it into a glorious appendage and extension of your manhood. The original and only viable beardsmith, Wendy, is one of a kind and amazing in the art of the beard.

I used to look like a homeless scruffy nerf hearder, then I was introduced to Wendy The Beardsmith. My life has been changed forever and women actually don't run screaming from me anymore! Thanks Wendy!

Beardsmith by beardedbeckman December 13, 2014

Beardsmith

Any person with the capability of growing a full (luscious) beard, who is also known for capitalizing on said capability.

Check out that bird's nest on Al's face, he sure is one hell of a beardsmith

Beardsmith by hoboknife March 22, 2011

berrysmith 

the picker of berries at the magical farm of berrysmith berries

him: so where are you working this summer?
her: at the magical farm or berrysmith berries, as a berrysmith
him: OMG!! i wanted that job so bad!

berrysmith by the first berrysmith eva!!! November 30, 2011

brismith

a person who shovels and/or eats shit for a living; one who aspires to be hit by a bus; one who is constantly owned by the 35 ft nakamichi shark

I was driving in my intrepid when I saw this brismith get run over by a lexus ls 400, not the old model but not the newer model either...it was the perfect LS400.

brismith by Kimberlicious December 15, 2006