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a person who shovels and/or eats shit for a living; one who aspires to be hit by a bus; one who is constantly owned by the 35 ft nakamichi shark
I was driving in my intrepid when I saw this brismith get run over by a lexus ls 400, not the old model but not the newer model either...it was the perfect LS400.
by Kimberlicious December 12, 2006

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