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1. The status of being bent for more than a day. Usually results in loss of memory, money, strange tattoos, and other things you'll have a hell of a time explaining.

2. A homosexual male (British slang). Someone who is bent, that is, not straight.

3. The alcoholic, chain-smoking, kleptomaniac robot on Futurama.
1. What? Monday off?! I'll be on a three-day bender.

2. In the '70s, no one knew Elton was a bender.

3. "Bite my shiny metal ass!"
by AJ Barrow June 24, 2005
a late night cruise, illest clique-ISANG mahal isang buhay
how was the bender last night?
by GiZMO January 02, 2005
to mess up, or crap oneself
oh gosh i just bendered my pants, or oh gosh i just pulled a bender
by James Kalikalu October 19, 2006
noun: (ben-der):derived from the practice of poor ice skaters whose legs bend inward at the ankle while skating on ice:

One who is of a general uninteresting and poor overall character. These people can often be found enjoying iced lattes. Their names are normally Todd, Tucker or Kyle. Do not associate with these people. They will cause you to suck.
Hey cool dudes, want to go chill by the beach with some mimosas?
No you fucking bender, I'd rather explore the peri-anal region of a ferret.
by Lou Diamond Phillips November 12, 2005
Homosexual, from the phrase 'Gender bender' commonly used in the 80's. Has nothing to do with men bending over is many would believe.
Oh my god that guy is such a bender
by u4ric November 18, 2005
A Curveball (usually a good one)
Ned Donkle took a bender over the right field wall
by NED DONKLE March 08, 2005
Reasonably popular BBC soap opera called 'Eastenders'.
"Did you see Benders last night?"
by Edgio August 09, 2004
A very large bowel movement. I.E. The turd "bends" as it hits the bottom of the toilet.
"After eating a large amount of food, one must take a bender"
by Urbadict September 10, 2005