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1. The status of being bent for more than a day. Usually results in loss of memory, money, strange tattoos, and other things you'll have a hell of a time explaining.

2. A homosexual male (British slang). Someone who is bent, that is, not straight.

3. The alcoholic, chain-smoking, kleptomaniac robot on Futurama.
1. What? Monday off?! I'll be on a three-day bender.

2. In the '70s, no one knew Elton was a bender.

3. "Bite my shiny metal ass!"
by AJ Barrow June 24, 2005
In the sport of hockey, someone who's ancles bend inward do to the incapasitity to actually be good at something. You Can usually tell a bender by someone who's ancles are taped. Kids like this usually have no future in anything because they just suck dick.
Bender = Nikita Idiri
by The laxa bra March 19, 2009
Exclamation of surprise/mocking originating around the Wallgarian locale.

Often accompanied by a loud "Baaah!".
"Oh benders! BAAAAAH!"
by The Seventh Si August 10, 2004
A shelter widely used by British hippies travelling in caravans, formed by cutting springy young tree branches or root suckers and bending them into a bowed shape, securing them to the ground at both ends, until a curved space is formed. Covered by a tarp, it serves as a sort of tent.
"We'll make a bender for you for the night." "I don't feel the need for a homosexual bloke nor a short jail term, so I'm hoping you mean a temporary shelter."
by Mister Nice Guy May 10, 2006
a late night cruise, illest clique-ISANG mahal isang buhay
how was the bender last night?
by GiZMO January 02, 2005
to mess up, or crap oneself
oh gosh i just bendered my pants, or oh gosh i just pulled a bender
by James Kalikalu October 19, 2006
Homosexual, from the phrase 'Gender bender' commonly used in the 80's. Has nothing to do with men bending over is many would believe.
Oh my god that guy is such a bender
by u4ric November 18, 2005
noun: (ben-der):derived from the practice of poor ice skaters whose legs bend inward at the ankle while skating on ice:

One who is of a general uninteresting and poor overall character. These people can often be found enjoying iced lattes. Their names are normally Todd, Tucker or Kyle. Do not associate with these people. They will cause you to suck.
Hey cool dudes, want to go chill by the beach with some mimosas?
No you fucking bender, I'd rather explore the peri-anal region of a ferret.
by Lou Diamond Phillips November 12, 2005

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