Conlon 

A person who is 1. Very Irish 2. Gets Drunk pretty much everyday 3. Is a bro 4. and Loves Lacrosse

These people tend to be very awesome, almost a rare find.

Guy 1: Dude look at that Conlon!
Guy 2: Dude he has an awesome polo!
Guy 3: And hes chugging mad beers, on a tuesday?!?

Conlon: Care to lax bros?

Conlon by BlankSynergy June 28, 2010

Conlon 

A conlon is Irish by blood and loves to play football he might not support the best team but he is very loyal if you find a conlon your very lucky

Guy 1: who’s that new kid?
Guy 2: he’s conlon he’s so loyal
Guy 1: I wish I was his friend

Conlon by CKP.99 December 30, 2019

conlon and sana 

conlon and sana. the most perfect couple in the world. they started out hating each other, but the playful kind of hating. since then, their relationship has progressed and developed. they now love each other and have just bought a house in the hamptons. everyone shipped them together before they became a couple, they texted each other everyday, having lots of inside jokes, until it became so much more than just a platonic friendship. they now are in love. and I'm so happy for them.

this a joke for my friends. lol hey guys ;)))))))

ex. i just met conlon and sana for brunch.

conlon and sana by my melody March 22, 2021

Doin' a conlon 

when a person is mentally intoxicated and finds anything funny while being completely sober. They commonly use the catchphrase 'Na Na Na' and throw back their head when they laugh.

person 1: oh my god what is she doing!! she's running about mad chasing a pigeon
person 2: dude..she's doin' a conlon

Doin' a conlon by I'm-still-not-ready August 5, 2014

A Conlon 

To attend an overseas festival and get so lit that you mistake the bath tub for a toilet!
Then proceed to empty your disgusting septic shite from your bowel into the tub whilst stabilising yourself by gripping onto a female companion.

Wow! What a conlon
Its as if someone exploded a cow pat in a bath

A Conlon by Mankytub March 3, 2017

Spot Conlon 

A hottie played by Gabriel Damon

"Spot Conlon is hot"

Spot Conlon by VinnieDelpinosWife January 30, 2022

Isaac Conlon 

Isaac Conlon is a tall, slim boy. He’s shy, caring and always fun to be around. Not only does he have a great sense of humour but he will constantly put his full effort into making you feel better if you are down. Isaac Conlon is the boy destined to be with a beautiful, big beautiful blue eyed girl, who loves music and is always unintentionally comedic but enjoys seeing the grin on the faces of the people she makes laugh. Isaac Conlon is the individual that enjoys school for the learning aspect and for the social aspect; he has big plans for the future!

Guy #1: Whose that boy over there?
Guy #2: Oh that’s Isaac Conlon, he’s so cool!
Guy #3: He looks it!

Isaac Conlon by user628289292 March 30, 2022