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Describing a seemingly uneventfull evening but, after a few phone calls and ringings at the door bell, the evening turns out to be a nite of immaculate proportions. I needed to rest last night, but the phone rang, the door bell rang, and I ended-up having a majestic nite.
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| 2. | Bell Pocket | ||
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The pocket which your Banjo String and the end of your penis creates once the foreskin is rolled back. Oh dayum! I have enough cheese in my Bell Pocket to re-invent the wheel!
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| 3. | Cincinnati Spaghetti Strings | ||
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Pubic hair which have become coated with thick layers of fecal matter, dead skin, and smegma, likely caused by any combination of poor hygiene, warm weather, Taco Belll, or inadequate undercarriage ventilation. I was gonna go down on this one hippie chick, but once I caught sight of those ghastly Cincinnati Spaghetti Strings, I kicked her ass out of the van and drove off.
Bitch, I would rather fuck a crudely-made hole in an empty soda can than go near your Cincinnati Spaghetti Strings! |
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