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Bellamese 

The language spoken by the lead singer of Muse, Matt Bellamy. It is often unintelligible to those who aren't familiar with his rapid, nonsensical interview responses or songs featuring notes high enough to kill dolphins (as in Micro Cuts). Notable Bellamese speech affectations include the replacement of "r" sounds with "w" sounds (ie. really -> weally), repetition of the phrase "you know", and inability to say any number besides 1984.
Matt Bellamy: Adhasdfvdefjbazzbjhkzsdf zaksjfb you know the book 1984 is weally good sfjbaweif sjfakwfrb akjfn.
Person 1: Do you know what he's saying?
Person 2: No, I don't speak Bellamese.
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Bellamism 

The religion whose deity is none other than the exalted Matthew Bellamy, the lead singer of English rock band, Muse. Bellamism entails the complete and utter worship of Matt Bellamy and acceptance of all his views and opinions. One must completely throw themselves at the feet of his greatness and recognize their insignificance in the world compared to such a divine being. The embracement of his intrinsic altruism is also requisite and an affection for the Kaoss Pad is also recommended as a worship practice, although a strong affection for guitars, namely Mansons is also acceptable. Worship includes staring for hours on end at pointless youtube videos of all things Matt Bellamy, from his craziest performances, to videos of him giggling. Synonymous with obsession. A Bellamist also looks down on all other religions as pathetic, as Matt Bellamy could fry Buddha with one zap from his kaoss pad equipped laser-dick
Bellamism:

Person: "Are you a Christian?"
Bellamist: "Fuck that"
Person: "But Jesus can walk on water dude"
Bellamist: "Dude........Stockholm Syndrome"
Person:....."Fuck Jesus"
Bellamism by museee May 1, 2010

Bellarose 

Is a person that is a girl, and is very beautiful but hesitant. She loves flowers and nature, but she can also be vary harsh. She loves her family and very overprotective of it. She is very adventurous and outgoing. She love colors and styles of her own choice. She doesn't like being bossed around and lies a lot to get out of trouble. She is a very messy yet clean person. She is very quiet or mad sometimes when something is wrong. She can be good at school but does not choose to. She does not like to talk about her feelings to people. When she is around her friends or family she is very loud and obnoxious. She love meeting people, but is carful to not expect anything. That is the meaning of Bellarose
Person: Is your name Bellarose/Bella?

Bellarose: Yes, how did you know?

Person: Because you love colors

bellamie 

Bellamie is an all around fun person to be with! He/ She is very kind on the inside but on the outside can show a bit sassy. They can really get their flirt on, especially getting drunk at the night club. They are so outgoing and love the outdoors. Love animals. They have a small friend group and like having it that way. An all around very mature.
Wow! Bellamie is very mature for their age.

Bellamie has so many pets, oh my gosh...

Did you see Bellamie lap dancing on that person at the club last night?!
bellamie by norcalhoe August 10, 2017

bellamysexual

bellamysexual è un nuovo orientamento, per tutte le persone innamorate di bellamy blake(ma non di bob Morley)
bellamysexual by Bellamy's wife January 8, 2021

Bellabeefo 

placing ones penis in between ones legs to simulate the appearance of female genatalia
I had my suspicions about Tom but after I caught him pulling a bellabeefo, their was nothing left to question
Bellabeefo by John McCarthy October 10, 2007

bellaness 

my other russian half (i love you bella) you complete me bella you are too beautiful and sarcastic lolz love ya
i love bellaness because she is tha shyt
bellaness by daRimster February 17, 2005
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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