"Oh thats b-eggs!"
adjective. a person or object which is ingenious having created a solution for an issue which is not currently a problem.
noun. a person who is at all times prepared for the highly unlikely.
"I need to get beggs for a zombie invasion by stockpiling industrial glowsticks."
"My nightvision aviators are beggs."
"I understand there might be a time when you need all that stuff on your belt but it makes you look like a beggs."