stockpiling
the act of not masturbating for a long period of time in order to build up a large amount of sperm to impress your girlfriend with when you first have sex
stockpiling by Johhny Big Balls April 21, 2005
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stockdaling
Stockdaling is the act or sensation of being somewhere and not knowing why you're there, or even who you are. If you get to the office and realize you have no idea what you're supposed to be doing, you're stockdaling.
Reference: Admiral James Stockdale, 1992 vice presidential nominee (with Ross Perot) who, in the vice presidential debate, led off with "Who am I? Why am I here?"
Reference: Admiral James Stockdale, 1992 vice presidential nominee (with Ross Perot) who, in the vice presidential debate, led off with "Who am I? Why am I here?"
stockdaling by smartwatermelon January 14, 2013
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Shockpiling
The tactical accumulation of high-calorie junk food, shelf-stable rations, and emergency gear to survive a sudden climate disaster or political collapse.
Unlike regular stockpiling—which is just buying extra groceries out of convenience or a good sale—shockpiling is driven by the accepted nihilism that a single major supply chain disruption or infrastructure failure could delete your local grocery store forever.
Unlike regular stockpiling—which is just buying extra groceries out of convenience or a good sale—shockpiling is driven by the accepted nihilism that a single major supply chain disruption or infrastructure failure could delete your local grocery store forever.
I'm not saying the global economy is completely cooked, but I just spent my entire rent check shockpiling Spam, Twinkies, and cigarettes. If the power grid collapses next week, I am the new local currency.
Shockpiling by smash1gordon August 25, 2026
Stockling Syndrome
A chroniccondition caused by spending so much time stockling a particular person and their post that you eventually become Facebookfriends .
“ in spite of the whole naked mannequin incident, Jan’s Stockling Syndrome compelled her to friend Barb on Facebook”
Stockling Syndrome by Misterlady May 9, 2019
stockpooling
verb: Stockpooling
The act of birthing a monster poo that is the result of having to eat all the food that has reached its use by date caused by hoarding during a crisis
The act of birthing a monster poo that is the result of having to eat all the food that has reached its use by date caused by hoarding during a crisis
-Karen has been in there for over an hour!
-She's stockpooling all the bread she bought at the start of the Covid lockdown
-She's stockpooling all the bread she bought at the start of the Covid lockdown
stockpooling by catofstealth September 30, 2020
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"