The act of men getting together camping to act like men. Drinking beers, whiskey, shooting shotguns and handguns, throwing axes, knives etc... Shotgunning for beers, beer shotgunning, cigar smoking, as much swearing as humanely possible. A back to basics camping trip to set men back in reality that they are actually men. Of course they can vent about their women, jobs or basically anything they can think of. The average Gun Camper would drink about 24 beers per day, maybe shoot 1000 rounds of 12 gauge. The food is cook over a fire. Huge knives are used to basically cut anything that needs to be opened, beer included. Shotgun are at times shot one in each hand for dramatic effect....
Viking yells are common, as is camo and loud old school rock and roll...
Man the office and my women are really getting on my nerves lately. I could use to go Gun camping and blow off some steam.
We went gun camping and I may have drink a full kegs worth of beer, but it was just to numb my shoulder from all the shot gun impact.
Dude when's the next GC I need to do some drinking and shooting....well and some serious obscene swearing...
|2.||Idaho potato gun|
The Idaho potato gun consists of the following. Eating a large can of chili con carne' then applying KY warming effects to your anus, and sticking a potato in your ass. The goal is to fart the potato farther than five feet. If this is not accomplished, then the "shooter" has to eat it. If it is accomplished, then the person who challenged the other person has to eat it.
Mike challenged Konrad to a Idaho potato gun contest to see who was going to by the beer for the nite. Konrad ate the chili and stuffed the potato up his ass and shot it seven feet. Mike had to eat the potato. Dude you suck, you shot it farther than five feet! You bastard !
A distinctly Western Pennsylvania and West Virginia experience where bubbas get together and try and win guns. All day raffles of firearms is complimented with a lot of food, beer and young women in bikinis selling raffle tickets. Cannot think of a better way to spend a Saturday!
Bubba 1: Anyone see Verne?
Bubba 2: I seen him this mornin headin to the Gun Bash in Hookstown I reckon...
|4.||beer-flavored gun boobs|
The epitome of manliness. All men love boobs, guns, and beer. Beer-flavored gun boobs is simply a combination of the finer aspects of life.
Billy: Johnny, I think you are gay.
Johnny: Of course I'm not. I love beer-flavored gun boobs. That makes me a straight ass equivalent to all other asshole males.
Billy: Oh, dude, sorry. I must have been mistaken. You are a real mother-fucking man.
|5.||Wolfman a beer|
Similar to shotgunning a beer, but instead of cutting a hole in the side of the can with a knife, one bites the side of the can open
Bill: Dude, did he just wolfman a beer?
Ted: Yep, he wolfmanned that thing!
The practice of counting out one can of beer each for you and your friends after shaking one of them vigorously, each person gets a can of beer , holds it to their temples and pulls the ring pull.
''Side by side! Me and him! Me against him! ''
''We gotta play with more bullets.''
''More bullets in the gun''
''You wanna play games? All right, I'll play your fucking games''
V. When two or more persons are together, one person preforms a "Butt Chug" and the other party lowers him/herself to receive the alcoholic rectal discharge orally. Before preforming the "Thunder Gun" one person must proclaim "THUNDER GUN!!!!" very loudly to find a willing participant and the first person to scream " AAAAYOOOO" will be the honored recipient of said Thunder Gun
Ethan: Damn I'm thirsty
Joe: THUNDER GUN!!!!!
Ethan: Damn I really wanted that thunder gun :(