bodogged 

Bodogged is a very versatile word. When something bad happens, it got bodogged. The term can even apply to inanimate objects (see examples below). It can be sexual or nonsexual, take your pick.

"The hurricane totally bodogged all the oranges in Florida"
"This light needs to be bodogged real soon." (if you are about to turn off the light)
"The branch bodogged me REAL BAD." (if you get hit in the face by a branch)

bodogged by SHC April 2, 2005

Bedonged 

Has a penis

Did you watch that Lady Gaga video where it looks like she(?) is bedonged?

Bedonged by Some Dude With a Penis September 1, 2009

Bedoggled 

When you need to get up but can't because a dog or dogs are on you and you are comfy and they are comfy but you do actually need to get up.

Can't come out , i'm bedoggled

I'm bedoggled, you answer the phone

Get me a coffee, i'm bedoggled and can't stand up

Bedoggled by SaZadoglegends June 9, 2019

bedoggled 

a synonym to confused, but since it is a nonsence word like sploodge, it can be used in any situation, at any time, anywhere. it originated form the english word- bewilder

teacher - "guys, hey GUYS! pay attention or else youll be wicked .... ummm bedoggled when you do this later"

students - "dude, bedoggled? sweet... facebook status tonight anyone?"

OR

woah... im totaly bedoggled on that last question, gimme your answer!

OR

any other way you want...

bedoggled by that one guy you might know April 25, 2011