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1) any situation leading to dissatisfaction;

2) a member of the opposite sex with unappealing physical qualities
1) Getting arrested at Sandy's apartment was beat skeets for those without an Irish name.

2) That girl in our physics class is so beat skeets; lets jump her.
by Randy December 06, 2004

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Beating your meat then skeeting as the natural result.Jerking your gerk.
Me: Dog why have you not been answering your phone?
Sun: Sorry bro i was beat skeeting!
Me: Beat skeet?
Sun: You don't know what beat skeet is?
Me: When you beat it till you skeet it?
Sun: Exactly!
by Tyresius February 27, 2008

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