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beating out a log 

We could hear the porn playing on his computer while he was in the bathroom beating out a log

blasting out of both ends 

A slang term used to describe projectile vomiting and explosive diarrhea at the same time.
Side effects may include: Blasting out of both ends.

Beating One Out 

To masturbate aggressively, usually with a penis.

Synonyms:
Beat One Out
Beat the Meat
Beat It (yes Michael Jackson wrote a song about masturbating)
Beating the Sausage
Going to Causeway
PublicSafety: Open up! There's been a noise complaint.

Dug: Sorry officers, I was just Beating One Out.

PublicSafety: Carry on.

beating her back out

To engage in sexual activity, usually in what is often referred to as "doggy-style," in a somewhat violent manner as to cause much volume from your victim, but much pleasure for both parties.
She screamed aloud as she lost her hip control while I was beating her back out
beating her back out by Mr. P March 1, 2004

beating the shit out of your midget friend 

you have a midget owned as chattel. and you beat it. emphases on the it
Hey babe what you doing this weekend

oh sorry im busing beating the shit out of your midget friend

blasting outer space rocket 

Adj: someone who is too stupid to know the correct use of the "Urban Dictionary"

Oh wait!

Your a blasting outer s
pace rocket!
Hey Billy what are you looking at!

Billy: The urban doc dictionary!

What word?

Billy: Blasting outer space rocket