a massive dump, typically one that needs to be wrestled with for a while
I think he's dealing with a real bear.
by Katy Perry's Cleavage October 06, 2010
Australian Slang for Boobs
Check out those awesome bears!
by Sezehl July 26, 2010
adj. British teenage slang for "large" or "big", commonly used in informal conversations with friends, often heard followed by "dollar", meaning lots of money
Do you wanna come out tonight?

Yeah, I've got bear dollar!
by charlie.is.a.dirty.pole December 08, 2009
1. A sacrcastic way of saying "I don't care".
Bears 1. Juan told shane, "stop making fun of fat people they have feelings too". Shane looked at Juan and said "BEARS". 2. Juan told Shane, "I'm legal" Shane said "I'm a bear".
by MIKEJONES81 October 12, 2009
bearpolar beargrizzlycubwolfotterleatherbeer bustlumber jackdaddysirhairystockyburlysirly(noun).A group (pack) of stocky hairy(fuzzy) men usually sporting beards and beer bellys. Leather or lumberjack gear optional. Akin to leather bars and gay country bars. Pass times usually include playing pool, watching football, drinking beer and of course snuggling.
Dave: Hey, wanna go to the beer bust at the Wrangler?

Mike: Sure, no shortage of heat mingling in a sea of bears there.

by Mr. Bravo December 17, 2008
the worst NFL football team in existence.
The Chicago Bears still suck!
by rismeyes February 06, 2007
1.) (animal) A big scary furry thing that is widely considered the greatest threat to the American way of life.

2.) (sexual fetish) A chubby, balding, middle-aged man who, for some reason, has a sexual attraction for some people.

3.) (expression) Something difficult.

4.) (metaphor) Derived from the saying, "you don't have to run faster than the bear, you just have to run faster than the person behind you." A bear is the person who protects you from harm by being bigger, stupider, louder, and more obvious, when it's a bad idea to be so.
1.) Stephen Colbert has put bears on notice. Suck it, bears!
2.) Dude, "bear" sites are totally real. Google that shit.
3.) Rocket surgery is a real bear to learn.
4.) I was worried about going 5 mph over the speed limit, but that guy's going 30 over; I guess we found our bear.
by Mister P. April 25, 2011

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