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Beane Stalked 

When you sleep with a persons EX "within a 24 hour period" after break up.
Dude when i said it was over and i went to the bar did not mean for you to beane stalk her.

You mind if i beane stalk her.

Hey bro you just beane stalked my girl.
Beane Stalked by Savman October 6, 2011

bean stalk 

a horny bean; the epitome of clitoral arousal and erected-ness
bean stalk by Bean6969 March 13, 2008

The Bean Stalk 

When you dip your penis in coffee and then get your girl to suck it off.
The Bean Stalk by Yo momma part 24 January 18, 2022

What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack? 

A response one says to someone acting out of the ordinary or on a tangent that makes no sense
"They check the beans for fly eggs back in 1920 on the conveyor belt for salmonella and..."
"What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?"

the dirty bean stalk 

the act of putting any type of plant seed into your asshole and letting it grow, until ones partner harvests the crop
that bitch gave me the dirty bean stalk, i still got roots in my butthole.

bean-stalker

n. A woman who is a chronic masturbater. Her bean or clit is getting used so much it needs to issue a restraining order on her fingers for always being in the area.

v. "If I get anymore turned on I'm going to have to go bean-stalking!" said Sue.
Sally said last night that if she doesn't get laid soon, she's going to turn into a bean-stalker.
bean-stalker by Blade57 October 22, 2008